Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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