brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
dude. I can hear the air.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
He has the fingertips of a God
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