Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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