so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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