By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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