Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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