The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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