he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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