How'd it feel making her break her religion?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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