Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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