so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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