found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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