Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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