69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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