So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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