so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
My dick has a subreddit
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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