Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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