Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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