Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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