What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
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