it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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