he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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