There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I AM VODKA MAN
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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