I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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