The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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