butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
