She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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