I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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