Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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