what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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