spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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