So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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