so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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