hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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