oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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