worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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