Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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