trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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