take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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