whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Duck Duck Cougar?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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