i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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