do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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