she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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