Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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