So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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