no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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