Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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