nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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