So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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