Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
God, I missed his penis.
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