$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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