i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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