Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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