love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
He told me they were just razor bumps!
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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