I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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